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Tyler Joseph

The bean that saved my life with his aggressive ukulele playing and constant screaming
Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
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Joseph

Gives the best back shots any girl can ask for and he’s a freak and he is good in bed, he will be inside your guts and have you moaning all day
by Elitekiller2238 April 21, 2020
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Joseph Morgan Berthels

Someone who decides its a good idea to put their name on urban dictionary
Joseph Morgan Berthels : I'm going to put my name on Urban Dictionary
Everyone : Nooo bad idea
Joseph Morgan Berthels : Haha urban dictionary go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Charles Joseph Crane

An awful human being. ginger. Probably a neo-nazi, Charles Joseph Crane is a racist, but his jokes are hilarious. Freakishly tall.

You don't want to be this guy.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Charles Joseph Crane?
Guy 2: He can go fuck himself.
by Skortan8 May 25, 2020
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Josephing

Shitting then wiping with your hand in the shower instead of using toilet paper.
Bro, I love josephing. It replaces toilet paper
by Wafflesusser67 April 8, 2024
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Joseph

A guy who goes to the gym, but is small. A Joseph usually claims he is the biggest in the room but in reality is the size of a toothpick.
by Veruckt January 1, 2023
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