jake

A euphemism for penis. It can be used to describe an actual penis, or to describe the offensive behavior of another.

Reid - Whats wrong with Noel?
Robert - He got kicked in the jake.
Reid - Who did it?
Robert - Lee did, he's being such a jake lately.

by Kevin Edwards February 3, 2007

Jake Paul

An autistic Youtube who should hang himself :D

Damn Jake Paul really had cancer nowadays...

by DUH IDIOT January 31, 2018

Jake

A greasy ass boy who forgets to shower and wash his clothes and smells like krispy kreme every freaking day.

You know that greasy kid jake? Yeah he smells like ass!

by Robscoob May 15, 2018

Jake Paul

The most gay person on earth.

Person:do you like Jake Paul?
Me:No,I prefer his brother,Logan Paul

by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 20, 2017

King Jake Johnstone

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.

Long live King Jake!!!

by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005

Jake Carmi

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE WITH A BIG DICK.

Right when i met that guy last night i swear he was a jake carmi, cuz the second i saw him i got wet.

by Mariana Cardenas April 25, 2011

Jake Paul

a autistic retard who has no friends and will get knocked out by KSI

Dude 1: DUDE!! HAVE U SEEN THE NEW JAKE PAUL VIDEO???
Dude 2: No
Dude 1: Why not???
Dude 2: Because im not a autistic retard

by RICEGUM4LIFE February 16, 2018