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shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.
Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"
by BearJew70 January 11, 2018
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stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Trent and Jacked

TO be Trent and Jacked is to find your solemate, stay together forever and make it through everything designed to tear a couple apart and come out stronger. To be best friends with your partner.
Man you guys have been together forever and you're perfect together. I'm so jealous you are Trent and Jacked.
by OneHotBlondGirl May 10, 2017
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Lower Decker Knacker Jacker

Term to define the males undergarments that would typically lift the testicles or gonads. The more effective type are defined as a jock strap
I had a great pair of lower decker knacker jackers on.

His lower decker knacker jackers chaffed his nuts.
by baabaam May 14, 2022
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jacked out

The act of ejaculating, so many times during a period of time such that you do not feel the desire to ejaculate anymore.
MARY: Hey, John, I'm back for reading week, let's have sex
JOHN: Naw, sorry babe, I've been using my right hand for the past hour, and I'm all jacked out.
by GHOST_ February 24, 2006
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jackets

A slang term for police (pigs).
I'm tired of these motherfucking jackets.
by Jim January 9, 2003
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