by theranger February 20, 2011

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020

Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!
by The legend! June 17, 2021

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?
Bob: Yup.
Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.
by DrFuck November 21, 2017

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018
