instablunt

when you call up your weed man and simply order 1 or multiple pre-rolled blunts of the finest of green.

person1: yo man we need some tree

person2: yea but 7 eleven is all outta wraps!

person1: thats cool man, ill just call up my boy and snag an instablunt

by da king of pain February 3, 2009

Instructiphobia.

Fear of Reading Instructions.

If all else fails, Read the Instructions.Oh,I forgot you were afflicted with Instructiphobia.

by Waboa February 8, 2009

Instant-Mailing

When an email conversation becomes instant, with emails being sent back an fourth in a fashion similar to instant messaging.

Person 1 : Hey, have you spoken to that guy recently?
Person 2 : Yeah we've just been instant-mailing!

by Hecky May 28, 2009

instapear

When anything instantly appears. My friends 4 year old daughter coined this term and has been used profusley since then( 4 years ago).

Wow, that thunderstorm just instapeared.

by rebeccagood42 July 15, 2009

Instant Statusing

To have a conversation via your friends facebook status.

I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.

by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010

instragglevate

To instigate; initiate an aggravating situation or conversation whereby frustrating your target to the point of becoming humorous.

Use as directed, instragglevate

by prschein February 9, 2010

Instablista

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.

*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!

by TayNation July 11, 2010