Home with the family

You want to guess who is NOT going to be home with their family for Thanksgiving?

Hym "Go ahead... Guess. Who is not going to be home with the family for Thanksgiving? No? Me. I work 6 days straight this week. It snowed yesterday. I am going to walk in the literal freezing cold every... Single... Day. Not that I'm the only one who going to have to do it. But ALSO... Of all the people who HAVE to do it... I am (likely) the only one who does NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO... So, ask yourself: WHY does Hym have to do that, you think? Wait! Don't tell me! My turn to guess. I'm guessing that you are answering that question WRONG in your head right now... You are answering the question WRONG... In your head... And YOU KNOW... That the answer you just generated in your little shit-filled skull... IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU WOULD SAY... If I had a knife to one of your loved ones neck... Did I get it? Did I guess right? Did YOU guess right? About the thing? I bet you thought I was going to make a dead national guard joke, didn't you? You know, my step-father and brother are in the reserves. Or were and is, rather... Well... That's it. That's all. Happy pretending to be friends with the people you've invaded day."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

Home Base Hitter

Home Base Hitter defines a person or animal who can only poop at home.

Took the dog for a walk this morning and because she is a home base hitter, there is no need to bring poop bags.

by WC1025 December 2, 2025

home depomine

A psychological cocktail of peanuts and pins that produce$ a chemical reaction in the brain leading to an abundance of artificial enthusiasm and human productivity culminating in increased profits for company shareholders.

Don’t drink the Kool-Aid or the home depomine, bro!

by TR Arterburn December 25, 2025

Spider-Man: no way home

The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?

junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes

by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021

The Chickens had come home to roost

The idea that your wrongdoings and misdeeds have caught up with you and you must be held accountable. In context this can be applied in the first or third person.

Like my pops Mad Max had said, “The Chickens had come home to roost…” whatever the fuck that means… (J. Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street

by FartingBeer February 22, 2022

Straight home

A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.

Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?

Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight

{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?

Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .

by ubei November 9, 2018

walk on home boy

From the song 'Walk' by Pantera. Telling someone 'walk on home boy' means it's time to shut up and move along before something bad happens.

'I wasn't talking about you behind your back, I swear!'

'WALK ON HOME BOY.'

by Morlock314 October 30, 2013