Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

horny terrorist

Using a zip tie to seal your foreskin shut. Then repeatedly ejaculating until the foreskin explodes.

Harold: Did you hear the news today?
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.

by Chair face April 16, 2023

Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.

“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”

by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022

horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.

Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

horny maru

Nickname of USS HORNET

I served on the Horny Maru

by Derpy Dreadnought December 31, 2022

horny talking

Talking while you are horny

Guy: I want to F**k your feet

Girl: you must be horny talking

by Mr. Oh Louwd Florida July 10, 2018

Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018