horny heaven

A term to describe Paradise in the name of high sexual activity within' an individual.

Person 1: Bro those thighs are about to ascend me to horny heaven, i swear to god!
Person 2: I get you honestly, man.

by ThighsAppreciator August 9, 2023

The Horny Bunny

The alter ego of The Dirty Bunny

Though it is already implied that The Dirty Bunny is horny, sometimes it’s nice having an alter ego

Dante: Woah is that The Dirty Bunny

Warlo: Can’t you read it says The Horny Bunny

Dante: Nah man that’s The Dirty Bunny’s alter ego

Warlo: Yooooo that’s sick

by The Dirty Bunny May 8, 2021

Nic horny

When you are horny for nicotine and want it really badly.

Ava just stole my puff, now I’m nic horny!

by Shitfacesam October 26, 2020

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016

Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid

jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn

by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022

Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.

People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation

by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023