Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

Gorilla Stick

Slang used to describe the male sex organ, particularly when it is large and used to cause harm to others.

After I got done banging my girl, I knocked her up-side the head with my Gorilla Stick.

by SwerveDriver January 27, 2007

gorilla infant

1.a human being that exceeds the normal size, hair, behavioral, and drinking limit that normal arthropods would exceed.

2.being completely oblivious 2 yourself and other creatures surrounding your circumference

yo grud, you be the perfect description of a gorilla infant

by paul jonathan January 13, 2008

gorillaburger

A vagina, typically an unshaven one.

"Man, Diane's got one hell of a gorillaburger."
"I'd love to eat her gorillaburger."

by Temporary Username August 12, 2008

gorilla ass

When someone has has a king kong booty hole.

George: "I tried to eat the booty like groceries but that bitch had a gorilla ass."

by DaBurdman99 April 27, 2017

Gorilla bear tech

A youtube channel that fan channel builds a shrine of in his closet due to his obsession with him. Gorilla bear tech does unboxings and reviews and fan channel will not leave him alone

Hey its gorilla bear tech the guy who owns fan channel daily

by Wolf den June 15, 2021

Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.

That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.

by The Curious George March 19, 2014