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Wanna play football?

Colloquially used as an unfriendly warning to a fellow or fellows caught red-handed. Referring to the strong physical contacts in football,such as tackling or even wrestling.
"Wanna play football?" Officer Booth asked of Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Bill,Jim,and Tom,as he caught them mooning in public.

"Wanna play football?"Musa asked of his twin brother Harun,as he caught Harun trying to steal his medal. "That medal is mine,not yours!"
by JMC70 December 24, 2016
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Football casual

Usually 16-30 a foot ball casual goes to football games and usually ends up in fights.

They wear expensive clothes such as: Stone Island, CP Company, Aquasctutum,Fred Perry, Weekend Offender ect. And they wear adidas originals, new balances or diadora shoes
They listen to such music artists as: Oasis, The Stone Roses, The Courenteers, Jake Bugg ect.

They usually have a cockney accent and tend to swear a lot.
person 1: “ere mate I'm gonna get a stone island jacket for the game tomorrow then I'm gonna get a ruby murry, fucking sweet Init mate!"
Person 2: "ur a football casual mate."
by Adamharvey January 30, 2017
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football bat

something really big, covers alot of space.
That bitch was hit with a football bat.
by Tawny November 17, 2004
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Footballs

another name for testicles, meant to be kicked by women when needed
i kicked that guy in the footballs because he was harrassing me
by Suklaa June 9, 2017
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Football Twitter

FtblAdam is sooo shit and u have to admit it
by Jwkqjqgwhwushs August 20, 2019
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Total Football

Derived from Johan Cruyff's theory of having a soccer team full of midfielders, that can fulfill all roles on a soccer pitch. It relates in this sense to not specialising in your current group of friends and diversifying and incorporating more people into a circle of friends. Metaphorically speaking, no specialest just a big group of midfielders, that constantly expands and grows.
We are going to have a Total Football weekend, inviting a whole lot of different people with the hope of everyone getting along and becomming friends.
by supergeesh September 15, 2011
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Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit
by go freo August 16, 2020
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