Filbilly

A person or persons who come from the provincial/rural parts of the Philippines where the general population is very poor and as a result the masses must live off the land: these conditions produce Filipinos who are uneducated in "City ways" or "Street smarts”, not unlike the American hillbilly. They will often refer to anecdotes that are common place for them that they fully believe are the norm for the rest of the world. They are not dumb, just uneducated when it comes to the way the rest of the world operates. (You try growing up without running water!)

(These are actual things said by Filipinos I know personally)

Filbilly
EX 1 Filipina: Why are you buying dog food for that dog? In the Philippines dogs eat only leftovers.

EX 2 Filipino: Where I'm from we are taught that in order to have a healthy baby you must drink a lot of beer, this makes the babies stronger.

EX 3 Filipina: Combining shrimp and chicken in one meal will result in cancer.

by I got you back July 17, 2009

Filipino Time

When Filipinos arrive to a party two to four hours late because they hate to be the first ones there. If you have Caucasian friends, they will most likely disregard "Filipino Time" and arrive at the set time.

The party started a while ago, but with Filipino Time, I don't expect guests to come for another two hours.

by Yayyyyy10 October 11, 2010

fillet gloves

Edge-proof (but not point-proof) gloves made out of some tough yet flexible material, such as kevlar, to protect your hands while filleting fish.

Unlike mice and rats, hamsters and gerbils usually bite when they are first handled, and then they stay in their cage for the rest of their life. If you buy your kid a hamster or a gerbil that has not been handled a lot, then buy some fillet gloves and handle it yourself for about a week until it gets really tame.

by Vet Man December 8, 2006

filthy hobag

Similar to a filthy girl, this person is not only the embodiment of horrible temperment, but is also just as promiscuous. May be a current or former stripper, and have more than 4 kids. Said person may or may not be easy on the eyes, but is convinced the (s)he is God's gift to (wo)men. This person uses all relationships, regardless of nature, to be as conniving and manipulative as possible.

Although it is a neuter adjective, it is most often used to describe females as opposed to males. Males of this type are most often referred to as a dirty douchebag.

I moved in with my brother-in-law and his girlfriend. She turned out to be the biggest megabitch filthy hobag. She acted like she owned everything, regardless of whether or not she actually did. She was manipulative, selfish, and judgmental...the keyword being mental. Needless to say we moved out in about 3 weeks.

by 3Dradio September 29, 2006

filtercrap

The act of taking a shit, or a dump, in the airfilter of someones car, so that whenever the owner turns on the air-conditioning, or especially the heating, the car will spew out the vile smell of shit in the airfilter.

person1: My girlfriend just dumped me... iu wish i could get back at her.

person2: awe, thats a shame, she had a really nice car. hey! i just had a great idea!

person1: is it an evil revenge scheme to get back at her?

person2: lets take a dump in her car's air filter! her car will smell like shit for EVER!

person1: yeah! great idea, we'll give her the best "filtercrap" ever!

by maxkosz December 3, 2009

fill the bowl

To defecate until the toilet is filled to the brim.

I had to fill the bowl after eating some greasy Japanese food.

by Bowl Filler May 31, 2011

Filipino Gusher

When someone takes a shit between the toilet rim and the toilet seat so that when the next person sits down to take a crap, the previous person's shit gushes out from under the seat like a gusher.

Person 1: "Fuck man, I just got Filipino Gushered bad."
Person 2: "That's tough.."

by _xX_N1GG4_BRUH_Xx_ October 21, 2019