testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

National Fuck Festival

A 3 day festival where you fuck all u can. and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.

I don't know about u but i don't wanna be a 40 year old virgin.
lady: hey there stranger i am looking for a guy i can ride for this special occasion.
man: whats the occassion pretty lady?
lady: national fuck festival
man: okay let me just go get some condoms from the gas station

by brittany mack December 14, 2008

Festival Friend!

Friends that you make at a festival, and won't stop referencing/name dropping. Your other friends get pissed off and tease you with outbursts of "friend!" and "festival friend!", just like in the inbetweeners.

Douche 1: Aww yeah, just texting Chesky. Seeing her this weekend!

Chorus: Awhhh, festival friend!

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Person: So what were you up to this weekend?

Douche: Seeing some people from Reading. Did I mention I met loads of people at Reading and now we're best friends?

Chorus: Awwwh you made fwends at weading! Festival Fwend!

by moronicmaster September 27, 2010

Harvest Festivals

Term used to describe the huge underwear worn by bigger women, so called because all of God's bounty is gathered within.

"I was gonna wear a thong on my date, but it was cold out so I decided on my Harvest Festivals instead

by bigshaoon August 19, 2008

Pussy Festival

1. What happens when 2 people say that they are gonna fight, and then proceed to call the fight off.

2. A place full of hot women

1. Man, I hope this fight don't turn into a pussy festival.

2. Holy fuck, man, this club is like a pussy festival!!

by Kenneth Steel October 2, 2011

reading festival

the greatest festival in the U.K. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. Green Day, Lost Prophets, Placebo, The Hives, The Darkness

And The Shit get booed off e.g
50 Cent
Rasmus

Reading Festival was the nads ^ ^

by adam October 9, 2004

Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015