fairt

A fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. Hence, smells like air.

"Man, why'd you have to fart in my car, the windows are up"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"

by montoro dynamite August 18, 2009

fairydusting

When a man ejaculates on a female, and then he proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on her so the glitter sticks to the semen.

The porn world was turned upside-down when Darian invented fairydusting. He fairydusted a chick's back, and the lighting elegantly reflected off the glitter.

by Montani August 24, 2011

bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008

fairhope

chill small town in south AL. home of a ton of marijuana and old people. good place to just go and chill out

hey its been a rough week, im gonna go toke in fairhope for the weekend

by yowhatupwitcha July 14, 2010

Cocaine Fairy

The Cocaine Fairy is a fairy that visits children at night and sprinkles Cocaine on their heads or bed. The next morning, they become teenagers. She has an ragged appearance with a dark cape and STD's, but she can mostly be recognized by her slit open mouth that stretches across her face. The mouth will usually be filled with cocaine or pills. If she visits you and you see her, do not be alarmed, your death will be instant.

Child: Mom, I was visited by the Cocaine Fairy last night.

Mom: WHAT!? Timmy have you been hitting up drugs?!
Child: MOM, SHUT UP! I can do what I want. :P
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Child: GO TO HELL!!!!!

by Harjukleflop August 13, 2010

tooth fairy agnostic

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy

I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.

by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009

the Fairly Odd Parents

A kick ass cartoon about a boy named Timmy and his fairy godparents Cosmo and Wanda. They get into all sorts of crazy misadvenures while having adult humor and subjects little kids probably won't get, but hey, they'll figure it out later.

Timmy: I have some good news and some bad news!

King Grippulon: What's the good news?

Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Phillip!

King Grippulon: What's the bad news?

Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!

by EwanLover16 August 25, 2005