Morning face

That tired, ugly face people get when they've just woken up in the morning. It's also just as common to get morning face after waking up from a nap. People with morning face may also have morning hair. They will have bags under their eyes/dark circles around their eyes, a slouched posture, and pouty lips. Their skin may also appear paler/greenish or yellowish, as if they are sick, but it is more common to just be a little paler.

My brother: Hey, Vicky - OH, MY GOD, IT'S JEFF THE KILLER!
Me: Chillax, bitch, it's just my morning face.

(Whenever I grin with my morning face, I actually do look like JTK.)

by Vixter Frerard March 14, 2014

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cleopatra facial

Cleopatra facial - a sex act whereby a participant will find themself (Cleopatra) being ejaculated on by a large group while wearing gold. The group is so large to the point that Cleopatra has to cover her eyes to avoid semen entering their eyes.

"I heard that at Chad's party, Jessica got Cleopatra facial-ed by the whole football team"

by MuffDiver420 February 7, 2018

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Punta Face

Literally translates to “spike face” in English, when the humidity get to you and you start itching your scalp and allat like a tweaker would

Eastside Orlando lingo

The sun tryna catch a stripe on me cuz why tf I got punta face 7 in the morning shit is dead flies

by 30-30 July 7, 2022

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Face card

Popularized on Tik Tok and other social media, "face card" is used to refer to a person's facial attractiveness. Mainly used to refer to a woman's beauty.

Ella may not have a huge ass or rack, but her face card is always valid. She's stunning.
I got into the club because of my face card.

by bigmentirosa November 22, 2021

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