Magic Carpet Fart

When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.

"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"

by James Livitski December 21, 2007

Coke Fart

once you start putting cocaine into your body, it just wants to shit. Prior to the shit, you begin to fart off the log, which makes the farts stink especially bad.

"Man this is some great blow! I've already got the coke farts after one line."

by Spankford May 30, 2008

Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.

" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Fart Fuck

When two people are having sex and the dick makes a fart sound while it's thursting the pussy or anus!

Kiersten : Oh Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Harder! Harder! Harder! I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Did you just fart?
Chad : No it was just a Fart Fuck no gas was actually released!
Kiersten: Thank god cause that would be gross!

by SlopNChop January 30, 2017

gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.

Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

by jimimbo April 1, 2007

Fart-faced Faggot

A total gay wad who enjoys sucking the farts out of a butthole.

Chuck, whos a total fart-faced faggot, loves inhaling another mans ass air into his lungs

by fartsnfire June 17, 2010

Garbage Fart

Garbage Fart: an expulsion of gas fueled from several days of a junkfood only diet.

Travis unleashed a volatile concoction of gases via rectum. It was the dreaded "GARBAGE FART". The smell, largely fueled by pringles (sour cream, cheddar and original flavors), sharks gummi fruit chews, a pound of bacon, and peanut butter was near deadly. The air around the campfire no longer smelled of smoke, but reeked of rotten swine and processed potato products.

by pantstrout May 30, 2010