Diffision

A situation where you have been purely mugged off face to face. (For example where someone goes to pass you a joing and drops it on the floor on purpose to mug you off).

That was diffision.

by Fin.Morgan July 1, 2018

Dilf

An acronym for “dad I’d like to fuck”
Dilfs are usually hot and Randy’s a dilf. DILF IT UP RANDY.

Betty: “wow Cheryl, Hiram is such a dilf!”

by CCCCCCCCCCU February 26, 2018

Diffuse

Using the pathological male brain as a defense in order to defend from an attacker. Usually a good thing to do if you know the attacker is just a friend who is heated in the moment and you feel a fight is more or less unproductive. Also can be done through yelling at each other first then talking things out afterwards.

Cody: *stab*

Chase: *emotionally touches cody through tone of voice to trigger extreme love from cody which is a symptom of borderline personality disorder* *grabs knife while caught off guard* I just diffused.

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

Different

Wrong

Me: League of Legends is better than Minecraft

You: Well, i think it is not...

Me: thinks "that guy is different than me" Wrong

by Maybe_Ill_Go_Inside July 24, 2018

dilf

douchebag-i'd-like-to-fuck

its not ur ordinary DAD. this time it's a douchebag. a fuckboy. a douchebag that you'd gladly go down for.

"ugh Grayson Dolan is such a dilf.... i truly am a white man's whore....."

by quirky and awk lol so emo September 30, 2018

Diffifuckt

Diffifuckty : « When you can’t solve something and you know for a fact that you’re fucked before doing anything to solve the issue. »

« When John heard Joni’s husband coming back home, he went hiding in a closet and instantly knew he was in a diffifuckty situation »

by RienziLex November 22, 2018

Dilf

A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.

"Gee girl that guy is a total Dilf" "Yeah a total Paul Olden!"

by RangaRangaDingDang December 4, 2018