Buckle up the dildos

When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.

Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.

by Geoff C. May 18, 2019

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Skin dildo

Another word for penis

I asked her if she wanted to check my skin dildo for chlamydia.

I can let you borrow my skin dildo tonight if you want.

by TheOneOfLight May 18, 2019

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Dildo

Something That Girls Shove uP Their Tight Little Pussy 😫😫😫🤤

Sarah is stressed out. She grabs her dildo and puts it on max. She wants to Moan loud. It turns on men 🥴🤤

by Heyislei May 20, 2019

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Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.

Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!

by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019

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Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

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Dildo

A plastic rubbery fake penis that you use for self-entertainment and it makes you cream yourself. You can get ones that vibrate and tear your insides apart.

Aww I wish I had a dildo right now.

Jess: Jason used my black dildo on me last night it was so good.

Liv: Aww your so lucky I wish my boyfriend would clap my insides with a dildo.

by BIGBLACKBOYCUMINGINYOURMOM March 27, 2019

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