default crush

The guy/ girl you crush on when there isn't anybody else available.

No fitties out tonight, looks like I'm default crushing on Alan to get a hook up

by loulou261991 December 3, 2013

Defecunt

A derogatory term for a really shitty cunt.

Sophie is the consummate defecunt. She is just an all around shit cunt towards all her coworkers.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

defecal

A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.

Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!

by Telephony November 22, 2016

defrontalized

When substance abuse, poor nutrition or aging has taken its toll on the frontal lobe, leaving a person with impaired judgment.

His behavior was indicative of a fully defrontalized individual and the damage made it pronounced and embarrassing.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 24, 2018

salsa defense

When a person attempts to bean dip another person, they may block the bean dip by hitting the opponent's scooping hand and declaring "salsa". The person who deflected the bean dip is then allowed a five second period to lightly hit the other person, all the while yelling "salsa, salsa, salsa".

Andrew tried to bean dip me earlier, but i used the salsa defense and blocked it.

by special prune May 26, 2011

long definition

Those definitions that you scrowl past on Urban dictionary

You know someone has no life when they post a long definition.

by bringbackthestrawssupporter September 10, 2018

your definition will be reviewed soon

this mean your definition will probably never ever be reviewed in history until 2,000 years later

urban dictionary: "your definition will be reviewed soon"
IT´S BEEN 78 FUCKING YEARS AND I HAVEN´T SEEN MY DEFINITION BEING REVIEWED BY ANY OF YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

by xx-big_breast_john998xx June 20, 2022