zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

by Big D Jones May 29, 2021

spraying the coyote piss

1. to speak in a way that causes one to build a reputation, particularly one of avoidance.

2. to speak in a manner which repulses others.

Spraying the coyote piss is likely to occur after heavy drinking.

"C'mon bro, you're really spraying the coyote piss; all the chicks are over there."

by beeflat February 10, 2010

double coyote ugly

Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!

Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!

by SuperCabbie October 4, 2007

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003

Cooter

What you call Couture when you dont feel like speaking like a frog. It actually means "to sew." Hes a flag sewing swamp ninja, really he is.

0730 am :me: Where the hell is Cooter?
:everyone else: Probably making a flag.

by wdeafdasg July 28, 2006

Cootercologist

OB/GYN, gynecologist, a nanny doctor.

I accidentally shot up in her so I sent her to the cootercologist to get the MAP.

by Sammy Patrick September 10, 2003

plaid coyote

to cut a hole in a girls leggings, fuck her with the leggings on through the hole. then never call that bitch again

roronoa plaid coyote'd tania

by Roronoa Zoro February 25, 2010