Cryonics

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.

Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.

by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

crypto bro

A nerd with too much spare time and video cards. Thinks he is smarter than you because he buys and resells burnt forests. Will ignore any meaningful arguments against what he does by repeating something about "serious business" 1000 times.

Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...

by Ell22 November 9, 2021

Crypto Power Bottom

Someone who is "bullish", bought high and always sells low and repeats the babble that some cryptobros and scam artists talk about - someone who gets fucked in the ass without any of the benefit of sex, because, you know, you are just participating in a digial ponzi scheme

Hey Klaus, you are a crypto power bottom!

by NiqqaKing March 10, 2023

Crystal Girl

A crystal girl is a girl who carries around crystals everywhere she goes, she usually wears dramatic eyeliner and has dyed hair. Most crystal girls are also very spiritual and often try to make their non spiritual friends buy crystals. They are also very energetic and bring positive energy into your life.

The Crystal Girl: OMG hey Emma I just bought a NEW ROSE QUARTZ!! you should TOTALLY TRY IT YAAYAYYA, LOOK i just made my crush fall in love with me by manifesting him!!!!!!!!

Emma: ok

by swaggerlife1235 February 15, 2021

for Crying Out Loud

idiom used for emphasis

For crying out loud will you stop playing those drums!

by nova67f July 14, 2006

Cryptid

Animals which are commonly not believed to exist, but actually may. Instances include the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Teratornis, and Pterodactyl, Mothmen, etc.

That girl was so uckaly that she was practically a cryptid.

by Nicholas Meyler September 23, 2003

crystel

A cute and soft girl when you get to know her but fierce when se feels like she needs to be. She acts like a tomboy however inside she is the type of girl to flush over a guy. She independent when needs be and can stand up for herself and whats right.

Crystel is my role model!

by Icy Wrist Queen April 28, 2017