crybate 

Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

crybate by Supersadface July 27, 2008

Crystal Queer 

The precise moment that somebody realizes that they are gay.

Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.

Crystal Queer by backotruck January 10, 2013

Crymson 

The state of anger reached where one begins to "see red".

Also known as "the red mist" and "red-hulking out"

"Yo, did you see the fight last night? Can't believe how going Crymson turned it around!"

Crymson by Sealion117117 August 20, 2017

Crystal clear 

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

Crystal clear by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010

Crysexual 

cry·sex·u·al   crhy-sek-shoo-uhl

–noun
A person (or group of people) who cry during sex or masturbation.

Roxy: I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.

Len: That's because you're a Crysexual mate. It's just the way you are.

Crysexual by P.P.FLO March 8, 2010

Cryonics 

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.

Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.

Cryonics by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

crypto bro

A nerd with too much spare time and video cards. Thinks he is smarter than you because he buys and resells burnt forests. Will ignore any meaningful arguments against what he does by repeating something about "serious business" 1000 times.

Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...

crypto bro by Ell22 November 9, 2021