my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

Crying hero

Crying hero, sometimes referred to as "Goofball" is a slang term for the combination of the polydrug obtained through mixture of methamphetamine and heroin (fentanyl can be used in place of "hero" albeit with a higher risk of overdose) as means to differentiate it from the common mistake of confusing "Crying Hero" (Winter storm, Goofball, Numb/Encore, frostbite, or simply Heroin & Meth) with "Speedball" (Meth & cocaine), due to Crystal's synthetic composition being more dangerous & addictive than Cocaine's natural composition, which causes an increased chance of overdose as well as other medical problems including you hire percentage of fatality. Crying hero also can be achieved through IV or "snorting" (Inhalation through nasal passages) whereas The common definition of "speedball" refers to usage by means of IV only.

"I didn't have the cashflow to throw a speedball, so instead I tried crying hero, and he is only getting louder"

by Måsådå September 21, 2020

Crying

The act people commit when seeing the definitions of words that people make on Urban Dictionary.

I am crying. I should not have typed that URL…

by Fictional Wor(l)ds September 22, 2023

Crys

Crystal meth; methamphetamines

Guy outside 7-Eleven: "You tryna buy some crys?"

by EmusForEmos_501C_Nonprophet January 8, 2023

Cry

What a devil does

Sometimes even a devil may cry

by The motivated son of sparda September 5, 2025

Crying Gator

😭🐊
False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.

by WiseCookie September 13, 2020

Crying

“Fuckkkkkkkk my balls are leaking”

Your crying ? “No,my balls are just leaking.”

by 2braincells September 4, 2023