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crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)
Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"
by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015
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crusty ray charles

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.
John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
by Fishlipss May 11, 2014
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crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.
Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.
by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018
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crusty mc cheese

the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.
guy 1: crusty mc cheese

guy 2: indeed

*simultaneous organisms
by eseehc cm ytsurc April 13, 2021
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A Crusty Oliver

Where a man spunks on a girl then reads the torah and finally proceeds to fuck her with the scroll till she ascends
OMG i am just craving a Crusty Oliver so flipping bad
by pythonlion67 November 25, 2025
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Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.
'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
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Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
by BrewTat August 23, 2008
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