cover girl

A nice day (breezy and beautiful).

What a perfect August day! It's a cover girl, with not a cloud in the sky!

by Banks/Banksie October 16, 2008

Coventry Twos

Due to Coventry's skank-whore reputation this is the name given to "twos" (the sharing of a cigarette in a 50:50 fashion) except that here in the W-Midlands Coventry Twos implies that the person sharing (i.e. the badboy who didn't pay for the tabacco product) takes way above their 50% entitlement. More of a 85:15 cut.

Person A: Can I have a drag or twos on that, ta?
Person B: Yeah! Sure... Right... So you can Coventry Twos me...

by Mr Moley October 19, 2008

pirates cove

A hollow, tubular device, made of soft material such as silicone, which slides over the penis to assist men with masturbation.

To wife: "Do you want to have sex?" "No? I do!" ::raising pirates cove triumphantly into the air before closing himself in the bathroom to masturbate with it::

by SolarRae April 24, 2014

Sierra Leone Juju Magic Coven

A coven of cannibalistic Juju Magic practitioners that specialize in the preparation and consumption of cockmeat sandwiches.

Have you seen the documentary on Pornhub about the Sierra Leone Juju Magic Coven? That shit was 🌈 af bruh.

by Chief Justice of the SCOTY October 2, 2021

cove

place to read poems while being discluded intentionally to concentrate

i will go to my cove so i can read

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

covered wagon

an uncircumsized penis

yo man thats nasty chris has a covered wagon, no chick will ever do him now!

by Black Attack May 1, 2003

Chove

A fellow employee that one tends to talk to and treat as if they were a friend despite actually disliking them because they are an utter goon.

'There's a new guy that's just started at work. What a chove.'

by a_sell January 6, 2010