chapstick

When you penis is the size of a chapstick tube yet women cannot keep it off of their lips

The guy over there is the size of a chapstick tube but I still wanta to suck his fucking cock

by Cockmaster January 9, 2004

Chapstick

Extremely dirty kid who never washes his hair or takes a shower!

That kid is a chapstick

by King Rooney November 11, 2008

Crapshaith on a bapshaith

Poop on a stick

Also used as an exclamation of
frustration.

Crapshaith on a bapshaith derives from the Group X usage of Crapshaith, meaning poop/crap/fices stuff.

The term originated from the Bay Area and is most commonly used in the Heart of the Bay aka: Hayward.

"CRAPSHAITH ON A BAPSHAITH"

"What the crapshaith on a bapshaith"

"You're a crapshaith on a bapshaith"

by Queenofcheese March 6, 2009

Capshit

When someone feels the need to use ALL FRICKIN CAPS in order to emote their excessive internet anger.

Caroline: WHY YOU BE STEALIN MY MAN!?!?!?!
Alexx: Dude, don't go all capshit on me

by Alexx613 June 28, 2011

Capsaicin Intolerant

a pussy

jim - "yo did you hear that critikal is Capsaicin Intolerant?"
dave - "nah he just a pussy"

by crazy gravy December 23, 2020

main chaps

a truly righteous band of brothers, those who can be relied upon not to hurl chunks on only the seventh pint

Main Chap: I was out with the Main Chaps last night and had eight pints of Guiness and a jumbo deep fried sausage.

Observer: Of course.

by Terry Ebberstone November 27, 2007

Snow Crabs

Someone that has the Sexually Transmitted disease, Crabs, and has genital dandruff.

Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"

by Taraisawesomest October 26, 2015