A soccer momwhen she discovers that her husband's been cheating on her with his secretary/president, or when her kids are accused of something, like shooting up their school because they ran out of Froot Loops. Basically,a fat, angry irrational woman.
When they announced that Mrs. McMooney's son was the one who called in the bomb threat at the mini-mal, she went into full-on Mad cow mode.
by Shawn B. May 04, 2003
by mindo May 26, 2004
The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.
by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 05, 2009
by jimmy bob heffner June 23, 2011
The magic cow is the least attractive girl out of a group of young woman. The phenomenon often occurs at college parties when a young group of girls go out to party. The magic cow cock blocks all the man at the party and makes sure that none of the guys at the party have sex with her female friends.
Person A: At the Kappa Sigma party those girls from the east side dorm were bangin'.
Person B: Yeah but the magic cow cock blocked everyone and was a total buzz kill.
Person B: Yeah but the magic cow cock blocked everyone and was a total buzz kill.
by $DollaBillz$ August 14, 2010
is a homosexual male, who is actively engaged in the gay club scene, that tends to eat large, unhealthy meals, several times a day. No matter now much a club cow eats, he somehow seems to maintain his thin, muscular figure without working out. How he does this, is unknown at this time.
A homosexual male eats a footlong hero from for dinner. When he is finished, his stomach is not bloated at all. It is flat and his 6-pack abs are still, very much visible. He is known a "Club Cow."
by Chris P Treat February 12, 2010
A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.
Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker
by monkey April 22, 2005