cerberus

A girl named Jessica. She's a dog with three heads. The other two heads of her disgusting trio vary from day to day, depending on who upsets us. She eats the runts of the library, and is never late. You can hear her from a mile away, by her hoofs galloping towards the victim spot. She is ungodly. Her hair is like salty seaweed, and her face is like a pig.

"wwooof woooofff my name is CERBERUS, and I hate bono. I am very opinionated, even when nobody asks. I am very conservative, and I hate homosexuals and abortion. Global warming doesn't exist.Sam, you're like number 3 on the runt list. Watch out man."

by Wikiman December 14, 2008

cornersandwich

The state of being in the corner with a sandwich.

Go to www.cornersandwich.tk

by Kor-n-er Sand-witch April 28, 2003

Corker

At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, if it is suspected that a few of them are homosexual, each heterosexual man acts as the corker and plugs his anus/rectum with a cork in order to prevent the forced unwanted entrance of a penis. The process of corking usually occurs in the early morning when mot heterosexual men are falling asleep.

Mike (Heterosexual Man): C'mon John, lets corker it up and hope Tiago and Danny don't decork us.
John (Heterosexual Man): Good thinking man. Lets cork it.

by Kap One July 31, 2007

coobert

the name that you give an asian when a crack head asks him for a dollar.

crack head - hey doesn't your name start with a c?
asian - yeah
crack head - what is it?
asians friend - its coobert dumb fuck!

by coobert March 24, 2007

drak corner

A imaginary corner in an irc channel. Used for "activities" which aren't best done in public.

Appeared when someone mispelled dark and produced the word drak

Person A drags person B into the drak corner.

by anon April 23, 2003

cocaine corner

a group of teenagers in adidas tracksuits who smoke drugs on corners of shopping centres.
They also engage in antisocial behaviour like beating people up and jumping on roofs. They also like to hang around in Mc'donalds and use the term 'wagwan'

person 1: 'oi mate are you off to cocaine corner later?'
person 2: 'yeah mate it's well lit!'

by rattishmia October 30, 2017

itchy cobber

Having an itchy asshole

Fuck I’ve got an itchy COBBER

by Dixxy January 23, 2021