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Coonsman

A jobless African American that lives off the government, tends to be extremely lazy and commits periodic crimes.
Look at that coonsman slowly crossing the street with his pants falling down and drinking a Colt 45!

That coonsman sitting at the bar just left and did not pay his bill!

Some damn coonsman just knocked me down and stole my wallet!

Hey Jeff, look over there, a coonsman is robbing the bank!

Did you see the wedding party? There was a coonsman groomsman and he just stole the limo!
by Uncle Morrie November 21, 2012
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coonatic

Dark Skinned Maniac; One of African American heritage who acts crazy
When he came home and saw LaVondra in bed with his boy TyJoneses, LaHenry went ape shit and started acting like a coonatic.
by CoonTastic June 28, 2014
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Coonin'

This is when a black comedian/actor uses stereotypes of black people to make a white audience laugh.
Taking the low road.
Tyler Perry's movies and characters are all examples of coonin' stereotypes. All old black men are mushy mouth slow-talking bald fools. All black women are overweight, overbearing and wiser than anyone else on the planet.
by nittyb March 3, 2010
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Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.
Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?
by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010
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coonhole

holes dug by raccoons for living and hiding purposes. also can be used to refer to human orifices where you should shove/hide/put something.
"i just tripped over the coonhole in our front yard."

"i think that raccoon made a coonhole in our fridge."

"One time on a Girls Gone Wild video I saw a girl shove a beer bottle in her coonhole."
by CoonHoleLovers January 26, 2011
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Coonophobia

When someone is terrified of a coon
Wow that coon really scared me. I think I have coonophobia.
by JJAB103 June 13, 2019
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coonhound

A very cool dog that hunts raccoons. Thay are super cool and super cute!
These are some coonhounds:
1. Redbone Coonhound
2. Black and Tan Coonhound
3. Bluetick Coonhound
4. Treeing Walker Coonhound
by Paint May 13, 2005
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