Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

He’s just cooking brisket

An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.

“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”

by lilfence June 9, 2024

undoing cooking

Undoing cooking by throwing the pasta in trash and gordon ramsay shouting at you

Idiot 1: undoing cooking!
Idiot 2: How?
Idiot 1: Throwing it into the trash!
Gordon Ramsay: OH GOD, LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS.

by wierdchar121 November 21, 2021

Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.

I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking

by Gcockkk October 23, 2023

Cook

Pronounced cooook
It’s what your girlfriend has

“Stop being a cook”

by Pandalivesmater May 16, 2020

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

cane cook

SUPER COOL GUY AND HAS SO MUCH FRIENDS

cane cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017