Cookie Punch

When a guy can't find the hole and continues to ram his rod forward in an attempt at vaginal penetration.

He's such an eager beaver that he'll probably cookie punch the hell out of the first girl that lays him.

Cookie Punch by Bryan Abraham August 27, 2008

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Cooks Weekend

The days a chef gets off during his work week, rarely falls on a Saturday or Sunday as they are usually the busiest days in a restaurants week. Often a Monday or Tuesday. Usually prevents a cook from engaging in normal weekend activities with civilian friends like parties and concerts.

Guy 1;Are you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.

Cooks Weekend by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

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frosts my cookies

something that is annoying, that pisses you off.

it frosts my cookies when random people talk shit abou me.

frosts my cookies by Anni Moore May 3, 2006

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cookie licking

The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.

"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."

cookie licking by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013

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Shrimp Cookie

A Shrimp Cookie ocurrs when the twat has an extra large clit sometimes resembling a small penis or a shrimp

1. Dude Lady Gaga has a huge cock!

2. No man she has a Shrimp Cookie...

A. I was eating Brittany out last night when i noticed her huge clit.

B. Dude I was with that bitch last week she has a mad Shrimp Cookie.

Shrimp Cookie by The ARMY are all fat pussies April 12, 2010

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Nazi cookie

The type of cookie with a swastika iced onto it. It is offered to Jews by very mean people.

Person 1 & 2: Hi, we're your new Jewish neighbours. We just wanted to say hi.
Person 3: Oh, do come in. Want a nazi cookie?

Nazi cookie by NaziCookieMonster January 10, 2011

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nigga cookies

Cheddar biscuits (preferably Red Lobster)

I'm getting endless shrimp, with endless nigga cookies!

nigga cookies by Sir Pres Sur March 27, 2016