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Come on mate

A term used in mild exasperation at someone else's nagging, poor attempt at something, not doing the decent thing by another person, being disorganised, being lazy, making poor choices or letting shit get out of control.

It can also be used in a more positive way to encourage a friend to reach for the stars.
Nagging example:
Wife: I thought I told you to put the bins out!! Why haven't you done it!
Husband: Ahhh...come on mate...settle down, it will get done.
Wife: I am not your fucken mate!

Poor attempt example:
Charlie: I forgot to order the concrete we need for the pour tomorrow morning....I was too busy playing Words with Friends on my phone man.
Tom: Fuck! Come on mate!!

Being lazy example:
Ivan: I think we'll just have tuna on toast for dinner tonight.
Wendy: Come on mate! What is all this about? I thought we were going to have a romantic night in and you were going to cook Mozzarella with Creme Fraiche and Figs.

Being disorganised example:
Cam: Oh...I can't go for a run today because I forgot my towel, my shoes and a spare pair of jocks.
Leigh: Come on mate! Get yourself sorted!

Making poor choices example:
Evan: I fucken sunk 40 pots and 20 jimmies over the weekend and now I am too rooted to go to my 4 year old daughters fairy party.
John: Faaark...come on mate!

Letting shit get out of control example:
Annie: I loaned my ex another $3,000 so he could travel to Europe. He now owes me $20,000 but I don't think he can pay me back until he gets a steady job.
Karly: Oh no, Annie...come on mate!

Positive encouragement example:
Olga: Let the espresso martini challenge begin!
Melissa: We are sooo doing this, espresso martinis are flippin' delicious!
Olga: Come on mate...let's get off the fucken island and go.
Melissa: Come on maaaate! OTP, OTP, OTP...
by Towball August 31, 2014
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come to my block

When you want to not so subtly suggest your female companion to bring herself from the middle of the road where you are situated and are currently close to netflix and chilling, to your hostel block, possibly for the act of netflix and chill.
Girl: I'm so turned on right now, but I need to go and stu–
Guy: COME TO MY BLOCK
by cookiejarandbrownie April 4, 2016
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Comedy

Professional entertainment consisting of jokes and satirical sketches, intended to make an audience laugh. Something Amy Schumer would know nothing about.
Did you see Aziz's new comedy sketch? I love the surprising amount of vagina jokes he didn't make, comedy genius!
by Codilicious Bombastic March 26, 2017
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Come Mierda

Means "dumbass" in Spanish. Commonly used by Hispanics, but mainly Cuban people, meaning "shit eater".
Oye! That guy is such a come mierda! He is such a dumbass!
by messifuckinrocks May 9, 2018
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come in with the steel chair

To do something you're not supposed to do because the person who *is* supposed to do it is taking too long.
Alex was struggling to edit the video but then Ron came in with the steel chair.

It took Nevada so long to get the votes counted, Pennsylvania had to come in with the steel chair.
by Sir Jolteon November 9, 2020
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Combee

Combees are cute pokemon that always gather honey for the hive during day and sleep in a cluster to form beehive patterns.
I saw a combee yesterday taking pollen from the flowers
by UnoriginalDood January 5, 2021
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come on fuck me emo boy

TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.
by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 9, 2021
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