Cold Carl

When you take a fat shit and freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she bobs on it and warms it up.

I gave her a cold carl

by cockaholic January 2, 2003

Cold Socket

A cold socket is a very simple, and interesting way to pleasure yourself.

Step #1- Cut off your penis and take out the insides.
Step #2- Fill it with any kind of substance, most preferably poop.
Step #3- Freeze for at least 5 hours.
Step #4- Use as a dildo for your own pleasure. For boys and girls, and whoever the fuck else there is.
A commonly used term.

Dude you wanna get the cold socket out the fridge? It has been like 6 hourse already.

by DaLaxerBrasefFag August 8, 2009

cold coffee

any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty

didn't you wash dishes? guess I'll drink cold coffee

by oneonone May 10, 2013

Cold Mcfrostington

The coldest and most delicious beer you can get your hands on.

Also known as a mcfrosty, similar to the one from your local fast food restaurant. A cold mcfrosty is singular.

After a long week at work, Bovice and Orpheus requested a cold Mcfrostington from the bartender.

Brian: "Man, I cant wait to crush a case of cold Mcfrostingtons when i get back from the gym."

by Mcfrost September 12, 2010

cold dog mack

To spit your best game. To try and pick up a chick.

1. "Yo did you see Willie? He was trying to cold dog mack on Caitlin."
"What can I say? She did look fine"

2. "Stop cold dog macking on her, she's mup"

by RodFromAveQ January 23, 2008

Cold Smokey

A term loosley used to describe having sex without a condom.

"After slamming a high number of keystone lights, Doug got poopchute drunk and a 220lb party bison found him half passed out on a couch, jumped on his dick and he stuck it in cold smokey."

by wagz February 26, 2008

cold groove

An alternative style of dancing that consists of both hand and foot movement in a wavy motion. Its motions and steps are hard to choreograph, predict or even remember because it is so spontaneous and sporadic. Often accompanied by a cold stare, and easier done with trippy music. Most similar to Hip Hop New Style.

"Awwwh yeah here comes the cold groove!!"

*Dancer starts flailing uncontrollably, mystifying all observers*

by Colgruv August 25, 2009