king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013

Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.

Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.

by Whyitsmama July 15, 2015

tradie o'clock

The time of day (usually 3-3:30pm) that tradies knock off work, resulting in a sudden hotness surge in areas around construction sites, on public transport, etc.

It was approaching tradie o'clock, so Alex decided it was time to head outside, get an afternoon snack and perve on all the King Gee, Hard Yakka, Bisley, Jackaroo and Stubbies talent that would soon inundate the city.

by joelster7455 May 31, 2016

under the cocks

Going out for a tapped beer (directly translated from Danish: under hanerne.

Hi Guys, let' go under the cocks.

by Har1 January 9, 2016

Fuck Knows o' Clock

An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.

Hey Jack when are we leaving?

"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."

What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."

When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"

by HyperLynx September 22, 2016

boge o'clock

The time of day to go and smoke a boge.

Tim: What time is it?
Billy: Boge o'clock!

*Billy grabs his pack of Belmonts, gives a smoke to Tim and they light them up*

by AlwaysBogeOClock February 4, 2017

grind o'clock

Invented by Yazmine... means time to grind or work hard in the textbooks

I can't go out tonight, it's grind o'clock.

by Yazzyt February 17, 2017