Chris King Maneuver

The act of a person(s) stage diving onto an empty dance floor and breaking ones foot and/or ankle while playing bass.

"Dude!! if that guys guy isn't careful, he's totally gonna pull a Chris King Maneuver!!!" **SNAP**

by Eye_Witness_ March 5, 2011

Chris Tilli

a sexy guy that has alot of girls that talk to him. he always is just there doing his thing. he has so much swag, he makes black dudes look bad. hes so cute, and he tends to take pictures of weird things and put it on the internet. he always likes to eat. he is a adorable boy who is on every girls mind

oh my god, your a chris tilli!

by the stalker who knows November 13, 2011

Chris

Chris is the type of guy who says ironic jokes to hide his depression.
He likes to play video games in his basement all day and listens to Ski Mask The Slump God

Man, he’s such a Chris.

by Jame Despacito December 6, 2018

Chayse

A really great friend who is always there for you. He is constantly making you smile and laugh and finding ways to eat doughnuts with you. Sure, he’s probably cringing at this right now but he’s a kind and amazing and you are really glad you know him. He’s really knowledgeable when it come to a lot of things, and it’s crazy how you are always thinking similar things. When he gets injured he still overcomes it and is a resilient person.
Thanks for being my friend.

Person 1: He’s so nice?
Person 2: Yeah his name is Chayse??

by TheUglyDucking08892 May 24, 2021

chris crocker

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.

Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.

by jewel! December 24, 2007

Chris

Chris
One who kills the people who add gay ass definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle

"Dude did You see that guys face?"
"Oh Him, I heard a Chris Got to him"
"Chris is one evil Guy!"

by 2face August 21, 2008

Chris Martin

Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).

Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.

Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.

Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005