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Charles

1. a popular name, used for many of the kings of France and England in the Medieval Era.

2. In the modern Era, a worried, anxious pre-pubescent boy, usually with red or orange hair, who feels so weakly about himself that he needs to use Urban Dictionary to call himself the sexiest thing on planet earth.

3. a type of small dog.
1. King Charles the first of England, 1625-1649

2. Charles Mayer

3. A small breed of dog
by Himura Kenshin69 December 17, 2013
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The Iron Man Challenge

The ultimate physical, mental and manly challenge. Training and experience is a must. To successfully sleep with 5 different girls in one night.
Rules are simple. No paying and all different places. All at once is impressive but doesn't count.
Can obtain style points by riding "The Tri-cycle" (threesome) across the finish line.
Man #1: I just completed the iron man challenge and obtained this championship belt.
Man #2: Dude, i did it do. But obtained mad style points.
by Meat Clerk 1 March 8, 2009
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Ultimate Food Challenge

What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.


1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)

----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)

----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)

----quarter mile----

4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)

----quarter mile----

Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.


First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

Recommended for people over the age of 13.

Have fun =)
guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.
by k4pt4inc00k3 December 9, 2008
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chales

Spanish Term meaning, "aww shitt" or "damn" or "fuuuck".
usually used by older Mexican folk. not hispanic, MEXICAN.
"chales, i didnt know he was gay"

"eyy vato wheres my ranfla?, you lost it? chaless, vato pendejo"

"chaaaalees hooommmesss"
by r2d2fausto January 6, 2010
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reality challenged

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.
I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged
by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011
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Hot Charles

Pulling down your friends pants after they pass-out, then take a crap next to their ass. They will think they shit themselves when they wake-up.
Dude, I totally gave Luke a hot charles when he was passed out. Now he's convinced he shit himself!

What's wrong with you? That's fucking gross!
by HK & EK March 29, 2010
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spatially challenged

A phrase to call someone fat.

To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.
Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?

Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.
by iccthedral October 17, 2008
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