cancer cancer

A cancer so strong that has its own cancer

Turning lead into gold is very possible, heck, the Russians did it on accident, but the process cost a lot more than the gold is actually worth, ignoring the fact that it would give your cancer cancer.

by Disintegrationisthebestalbumev November 21, 2024

Cancer’s Brother

Logan Paul Jake Paul Older Maybe Worst Brother

My Friend:Who aid Cancer’s Brother

Me:Logan Paul

by WhoIsJJ July 24, 2019

Dick cancer

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin

bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer

by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018

Nymphotic Cancer

A condition where you just can't get enough hot sex.

We've had sex three times today and he still wants more. I think Derek has nymphotic cancer.

by Thenumber6six June 30, 2013

Anti-Cancer

He's a Beast.

Simply Epic.

Person 1 : You seen Anti-Cancer?

Person 2 : Cancer? Haven't seen that beast in a while.

by Anti-Cancer January 02, 2011

Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 07, 2019

The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024