Creamy cancer 

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.

Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin

Creamy cancer by Bigdicczaver December 20, 2017

double cancer 

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

double cancer by hgygyg November 14, 2018

love cancer 

Love cancer is a type of love that is uncontrollable and from the second that you meet them you instantly fall in love. No matter what he’s done to you,you still love him.

No one:I don’t understand why you still like him
You:He gives me love cancer

love cancer by 👅Yazz👅 January 2, 2019

Hair Cancer 

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

Hair Cancer by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Mouth cancer

A fool who talks to much .

You talk to ___________ (any name ) nahh he has mouth cancer .

Mouth cancer by GreenoceanMountainGrizzly February 3, 2020

German Cancer 

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

German Cancer by Swagger57 December 20, 2020

testi cancer 

When something happens to your balls and then they hurt

Aled has it

E.g Aled has testi cancer cause he pulled his trousers up too high now his willy hurts

testi cancer by Mathew gray gubler April 21, 2021