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Cohendeal 

When you break the law for your boss and you think he’ll protect you but instead he fucks you like a goat.
Donnie: I see Alan Weiselberg got arrested, think Trump will save him?
Eric: Yeah, right, he’s getting a Cohendeal
Cohendeal by stuartc1 July 1, 2021
Cohenna is a Jewish name and means "beauty within"
Have you seen Suki?

Yes, she's with Cohenna

Cohens bitchs 

Cohen pull no bitch and is certified to get zero hoes and push’s back the bitchs and makes fun of his friends for talking to females because he shits him self any time he sees a girl or grass and has to kiss his mommy goodbye due to his lack of bitchs
Cohens bitchs are very low radius’s
The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.
Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”
Cohened by NoPseudonymsLeft May 24, 2022

cohenspiracy 

Whenever a conspiracy is set up by the chosen people, the jews, is called a Cohenspiracy.
- Brad, I missed the news this week, what is the latest cohenspiracy?
- Well, Chad, as a matter of fact there are several cohenspiracies: Lebanese pagers and walkie-talkies rigged with explosives and remotely detonated by Mossad, some bomb magically appeared next to a Trump rally on Long Island and the checking-the-NGOs-would-be-antisemitic saga about importing Haitians in Ohio.
cohenspiracy by xythras September 19, 2024

Chenesied 

To infer ownership of the actions of a Cheney not related to the Vice President.
To infer resemblance or likeness of an object to a Cheney not related to the Vice President.
To make reference to the style of an object or possession either in the past or present to a Cheney not related to the Vice President.
That WRX w/Gold Enkie 19's has Chenesied written all over it.
That Orange Uzzi Vpx w/a Fox 40 has been Chenesied at one point or another.
Cal Maritime Academy (CMA) is Chenesied to Call My Attorney
Chenesied by cmacowboy January 27, 2008