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crappetite

Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!
by Reon Smith November 15, 2006
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Crapitalism

Economic system that's doomed to abolish itself by its very nature. Forms a Darwinian free market in which monetary profit is the only objective. In essence: modern slavery.

Unscrupulous competition is the main drive behind said accumulation of money in which some will inevitably lose. Vital technological progress is accelerated and being utilized to increasingly replace human workers in order to cut the costs and maximize profits.

In this last stage, the bulk of the population for which those goods and services should have been produced in the first place is left on the streets without income and thus cannot purchase any of them. It's the war of everyone against everyone, in a battlefield of abundance. Finally, the system implodes.

Instead of taking advantage of technological progress, that could free everyone from the necessity to work, and reform the money system by granting everyone a basic income, or issue a new currency every year where all excess money not spend is deleted from the system - or by removing money altogether and let personal nano-factories provide all the things one needs - politicians and other influential mouthpieces, who have more than enough wealth, demand even more jobs.

This only shows that a crapitalist economy is not beneficial for humans in any way, as it does not serve humanity but rather that humanity serves a blind, abstract monster.
"They still believe that crapitalism is the zenith of human evolution."
by Anony-Mouse0202 November 14, 2012
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Corn Crap

Feces that contains a large amount of corn lodged inside of it. Usually in the shape of a brown log "corn crap" contains yellow nibblets that protrude like branches on a tree.
"I had so much corn tonight im gonna have a huge corn crap."
by JoshElliott November 11, 2005
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crap

an essential ingredient to add to some clown's dinner
don't tell randall i put a crap in his campfire soup
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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crapstation

a word used to descibe sony's crappy video game system quality.
my crapstation crapped out on me again. maybe i shoulda bought microsoft or nintendo.
by metroider May 15, 2005
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Coastal Crap

When people from the coasts have an attitude about people who live in the Midwest and the Midwest in general.
If you’re going to come to town with a big bag of coastal crap then why the fuck did you decide to go to college in Iowa?

Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Christmas Crap

the usually large amount of shit that clogs your toilet after you pig out on Christmas cookies.
mrs.claus called the plumber to declog the Christmas crap santa had left after eating cookies from children all across the world.
by santas elf December 29, 2009
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