sidewalk bible

When your walking down the street and you see a bible on the ground; god thought you could use one

"I saw a sidewalk bible last night, god must have known about last night."

by Alice Renmont January 17, 2018

The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.

Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!

by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018

Electronic bible

Code word for mod

Yo are you bringing your electronic bible to bible study on Saturday ?

by Ayeitscilt March 4, 2018

Penis bribery

Promising sexual pleasure for personal gain.

You're using penis bribery to go on this trip.

by Likwid541 November 21, 2018

Word Bible

A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.

Person 1: I don't know what spaghettification means.
Person 2: Look it up in the urban Word Bible.

by BreakdownStudy November 29, 2019

smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.

hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice

by shiggybible January 17, 2020

Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters

Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!

by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020