ring beard

the hair aroung someones sphincta(but hole)

E.g errr look at that chicks ring beard

by ben n penny June 14, 2007

Dribble Beard

A term that is derrived from "dribble on your beard", meaning litteraly that one has no controll over their salivating

1. Originally refers to a senile person

2. Common insult with no meaning such as Gay

3. Someone who is a complete Arse/Tit

1. My Grandad became a Dribble Beard so we had to but him in a home

2. Oi, why'd you spill my drink you dribble beard!?

3. See that boy, yeah, hes a right dribble beard

by Antony - D March 28, 2008

Bindeez bead

Bead's that are pushed up another person's ass when have sex.

ouch pushed them to far up take Bindeez bead's out

by Justincross April 29, 2009

rainbow beard

When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.

Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.

by Jackerman90 November 29, 2009

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010

milky beard

(n.) A hairy muff that's been jizzed on.

I splooged so much that her vagina looked like a milky beard.

by sky ^ November 5, 2010

The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011