Ballon Sword

A ballon sword is a typo for balloon sword, but you're either in a hurry or you are fucking stupid.

How many ballon swords you got, Cooper? I need to shove one in my ass.

by MayMay Aint Slick August 23, 2016

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

ballooncock

A crime perpetrated on a man who is sleeping outdoors. First a helium-filled balloon is attached to the man's penis, then the penis is severed at its base. The unfortunate victim awakens shortly afterwards to experience pain, blood-loss, and the heart-breaking sight of his pride-and-joy floating away, never to be seen again.

Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, sir, I would ballooncock you as you slept."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I wouldn't want to keep it anyway."

by Alipé August 13, 2007

Ballooned Pussy

Once a vagina has been pumped for an hour or so and the pussy pump has been removed the pussy becomes ballooned.

I was sucking on the ballooned pussy once it was pumped.

by NYPussyvore May 22, 2011

desi baloon

peasant girls wearing red, green, blue, yellow dresses of vibrant colours that are common in rural india.

ye sab desi baloon pe line maarne se koi faayda nahi hoga. woh to uske jaise desi ko ho pategi.

by pirate of the basein creek July 9, 2009

balloonatic

Someone who does something crazy with balloons.

Balloon boy was a balloonatic just like that old guy from up.

by Kevin and Rob May 2, 2010

Ballooner Eclipse

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.

Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".

by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010