Mending Babies

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.

We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.

by Burntchicken.nugget October 6, 2021

Hiddle-babies

When you have watched the Tom Hiddleston interview when he tells us he loves us too.

Tom: I love you guys too
Interviewer: now y'all are pregnant.
You are gonna have hiddle-babies.

Me: when am I due? I didn't even know I was pregnant?
Friend: don't ask me..

by Ali a Kahoot August 11, 2021

lint babies

When you accidentally cum in your belly button and coincidentally happen to have lint in your belly button and you pick it out.

After picking lint babies out your belly button, your finger will smell like death.

by manure2hi2reed August 12, 2021

Unfertilized babies

Bloody days.

I have the unfertilized babies.

by Mojcuddicles November 9, 2021

Make babies

A very bad idea

Should I go out and make babies

by Alex tempolino November 14, 2021

flesh baubles

Tits, but at Christmas!

I got off with Susan from accountS at the Christmas Do, she has amazing flesh baubles!!

by The steamer 4 December 4, 2021

Bum Babies

Poo, Turds, Shit

I ate too much chilli last night and spent all this morning giving birth to Bum Babies.

by NavePun January 28, 2022