Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025
Get the royal Blumpkinmug. Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.
by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025
Get the Blumpkin Fridaymug. When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines
(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
Get the Mongolian blumpkin fistermug. Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!
by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024
Get the Chumpidy Blumpkinmug. The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
Get the Blue Collar Blumpkinmug. When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
by anonymous November 28, 2024
Get the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkinmug. (Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.
by MissourianMuntGod23 April 27, 2024
Get the Chocolate Blumpkinmug.