When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013
Get the Apple Cumblemug. A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.
by goodwitchazura April 5, 2022
Get the Spin the Applemug. You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.
by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018
Get the poop the applemug. Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.
“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”
“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”
“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”
“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018
Get the Apples to Firetrucksmug. You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"
by killerpie202 June 10, 2018
Get the Chocolate applemug. A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.
I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.
by The Real Driller June 12, 2022
Get the Apple stickersmug. When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck
by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018
Get the Apple Slapmug.