Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.

Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.

by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021

Alakazam

A unknown magic trick used to kill hippies

"ALAKAZAM" Larry Potter shouted and killed all the hippies in London

by The Worded guy February 11, 2021

Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree

Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"

by drfermi April 26, 2021

Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

Alakuro

Alakuro is a Yoruba name from Ondo State Nigeria and it simply means an individual who owns a farm in a swampy area.

We all know swamps never dry and what ever is planted there bossom.

I am going to Baba Alakuro's house.

I need to go to Akure and get some vegetables.

You will be great and wealthy like an Alakuro.

Whatever you lay your hands on shall flourish like an Alakuro.

by Toaaa May 8, 2021

alaoka

an alaoka is someone who is dry/dry texter

“Emily is such a dry texter”
“omg so there an alaoka?”

by soalouuuy June 9, 2021

AlaskaM00se

moosie woosie da moosie boi yah yah yah da king da king da king
when he goes for a walk he will freee your cock and take your socks yah yah yah
HE IS DA BEST YT EVER!!!

yoo that alaskam00se guy is good as g he da best yt ever g

by Bigmanzarrari August 27, 2021