Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018

poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole

When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.

by ThisGuysGaming June 5, 2019

Spin the Apple

A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.

"Hey, wanna play spin the apple?"

"Sure, but we should bring a timer this time.

by goodwitchazura April 5, 2022

Apple Slap

When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck

Apple Slap :
Slap the shit out of him because he didn't wipe.

by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018

Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles

My flesh apple really itches

by Lvposty July 6, 2019

Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017