Apple Hoe

When someone jumps Apple product to Apple product

Your such a Apple Hoe

by LivingForLove September 24, 2015

Apple device

An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger

A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.

A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.

That guy has an Apple device because he's trying to flex.

by totally not a mod April 23, 2021

apple skin

A native American

Hey Nick look at the apple skin! They can go back to the trail of tears

by George Washington floyd February 11, 2021

Taffy Apple

A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.

Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple

by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018

Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.

I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.

by gallopinggertie December 04, 2010

waxy apples

When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean

You have a nice set of waxy apples

by Poseidon rulez April 07, 2015

apple riri

The best apple artist out there who loves her ririans! 🍎🐁

Omg did you hear apple riri’s new song? She’s so cool!

by riri! December 20, 2020