December 5

National kiss your girlfriend day

It’s December 5 i’m going to kiss my girlfriend

by suckycok December 4, 2021

October 5

The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade

John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?

by Cheesyballsack October 5, 2021

Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019

October 5

Date a person who's name starts with P

Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly

by UrMomsMommyMilkers September 19, 2021

5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

by Amy the red May 31, 2020

5 ghpeda

5 ghpeda is a word spoken only by the wise man Pantelhs Iwannou who also created the game-changing phrase t r e i s s s s s

"Baseline twra oloi 5 ghpeda 🖐✊🖐✊"
"Oses fffffoooorrrrreeeeeessss annnnnnooooiiiiiiiggggeeeeeiiii ttttooooo xxxxxxeeeeeeriiii mmmmmoooooouuuuuu toso tha trexeis"

by κωουτσ May 20, 2021

5 bud

5 bud £5 of weed, bud or whatever the f*ck you call it

Oiii get us that 5 bud

by DOE GANG September 23, 2017