Some Matrix shit

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.

Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.

by Hank McDizzleson May 16, 2010

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

go shit yourself

to have an extreme disdain for someone to the point that you demand they defecate themselves immediately without any proper hygienic precautions.

Mark Sanchez, did you seriously just pet my dog? Go shit yourself!

by Ronniemiller1k September 14, 2010

Dead Shit

To be completely and honestly serious about something. Also known as: dead ass.

You: Last night I banged your mom about 10 times!
Me: Dead shit!??!
You: Forreal, im dead shit man.

by SkateThatt July 5, 2009

shit wrecked

the term referring to a high school student after they have gotten there ass kicked

if theo doesn't quit talking shit to the varsity football team he is going to get his shit wrecked. he should listen to his Arabian fuck body mihali and quit talking shit. he should be concerned about his saftey.

by Timmayyy December 15, 2008

On some other shit

Used to describe a person when he/she is doing things in ways that are extremely out of the ordinary. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is mind-blowingly creative, or perhaps just out of control or not acting normal. In the positive light, "On some other shit" is often interchangeable with the slightly older phrase on another level. It also doubles (and originates) as a drug reference, describing a situation where a person is taking more intense drugs than usual.

Leon: "Yo, Nicki Minaj's verse on Kanye's Monster joint was on some other shit!"
Charlie: "Yeah man, she killed it!"

Leon: "Yo, dawg, what was up with you last night at that party? You was mad sloppy..."
Charlie: "Yeah, man I was on some other shit... Natalie broke up with me."

Leon: "Yo did you seeee Frankie last night?! Boy was high as a kite!"
Charlie: "Psh yeah, he must've been on some other shit or somethin..."

by AndWeDRay August 24, 2011

I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 4, 2019