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shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there
person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
by teurthrons January 12, 2023
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resting Melania face

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.
by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021
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Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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amphibian face lift

a process where one is punched in the face
and then drowned

coined from the song "shapeshift"
i will punch you in the mouth and then i will drown you
amphibian face lift
by -_+*+_- December 10, 2010
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HEART FACE SKULL FROG

(n): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized by Zakaria Khan, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment
“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”

“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT

“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”
by Rustold January 4, 2022
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pussy-face

A way to tell a girl that you dont want her pussy, you want her face to fuck.
"hey pussy-face, open ur dirty mouth"
by kakato123 June 11, 2017
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