seriously face

A person with an expression of perpetual cynicism.

I asked if I could bring an outside drink into the theater and the usher gave me the "seriously face".

by Hitching post June 13, 2015

Face card

Face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful. Everyone can be subjectively beautiful and everyone has at least one person who will match with them in the world and finds them subjectively beautiful. But face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful.

Eg: Angelina Jolie is not just a face card she is a face economy

by Dephazz85 March 30, 2024

fantasy face

The face that you make while eating a Dark Fantasy cookie which is almost orgasmic. Each cookie is so freaking delicious with a perfectly baked caramelized crust that enrobes rich, velvety choco crème, so each bite is a unique combination of crunch and ooze.

I have a resting fantasy face, 'cause I'm always eating Dark Fantasy Cookies.

by pitachiuchiha December 15, 2022

Panda Faced

The face of a sad Asian. If you hurt an Asians feelings their face will look panda like. So being Panda Faced

Asian : " that hurts don't be mean"
White : "I'm sorry don't get all Panda Faced on me"

by kiwipixiedust June 6, 2011

Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.

Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face

by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012

facing the other way

To face the opposite direction

Whisp you are not looking at me stop facing the other way

by Panel December 30, 2015

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020