old man beer

Cheap macro beers that your old man probably enjoyed drinking back in the day.

Person 1: This fridge is full of cans of Old Style, Hamm's, and Stroh's.

Person 2: You mean old man beer?!

by JustAnotherNeighbor May 8, 2018

yo gran a man

A quintillion times worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your sister a mister. Use at your own risk.

A: Your mom gay.
B: Your dad lesbian.
A: Your granny tranny. Checkmate!
B: *thinking*
B: Yo gran a man.
A: *windows xp shutdown sound*

by PancakeGD March 15, 2018

mighty good man

A man of size and girth. His virility knows no bounds. He also possesses currency and social and physical prowess.

"He a man, he a man, he a man, he a mighty good man"

by Pepe Speedwagon February 13, 2017

Sweaty Man Conundrum

When you are inside wearing a jacket and you get so sweaty that you can't take your jacket off, because then you'll reveal just how wet your clothes are under the jacket.

Mate, yesterday I was in a meeting and I was wearing a jacket. Before I knew it I experienced the Sweaty Man Conundrum, my T-shirt was soaking wet so I had to leave the jacket on for 2 hours.

by Skoyð June 2, 2016

saggy man tits

Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.

Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.

1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...

by Teamsolidarity May 15, 2016

negro black man

Noun
A double niggative describing that one white guy who tries to immerse himself in black culture.

White Guy #1: Ay yo homie, wanna go smoke weed at Kentucky Fried Chicken after some ballin'?
White Guy #2: Shut up Timothy, stop being a Negro Black Man. We all know you ain't black.

by The-Penetrator May 12, 2016

Poor Man's Yogurt

Semen, Jizz, Sperm

Hank: Man that girl's a freak she swallowed my Poor Man's Yogurt.
Brian: Damn bro she is a freka.

by margsanger May 28, 2016