wasted

A word that you must say instead of Rest in Peace

When others died
You: Wasted

When you died
Others: Wasted

by Sir. B February 17, 2020

Meg wasted

A state of being drunk when you are 1 drink off the floor

I’m getting meg wasted tonight

by Ninina September 21, 2019

Waste, abuse and fraud

(To be abbreviated waf): what the us and Canadian governments do w my taxpayers money.

Why are we talking about waste, abuse and fraud?

by Sexydimma October 29, 2024

Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.

by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014

Waste man shaq

That one friend we all have that has a weirdly closure bond with his father and calls him waste man shaq and gets messagoesjnfrok him in the middle of school and his dad calls him mate.

Yo waste man shaq u gud G?

by YungMoYeezy September 3, 2019

AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.

LET'S GET AK WASTED!!!

by Team Shake Shake December 25, 2011