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text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.
"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"
by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009
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matthew treffers

A Matthew Treffers is a one in a million guy. He will care for you and will love you with everything his got. If you got a Matthew Treffers in your life don’t let him go you will never find one again. With his warm smile and caring heart he really is a special guy.
Is that your guy?!

Ya! It’s Matthew Treffers, he’s the best!!
by M_ichaelia85 March 21, 2019
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Old Trafford

Old Trafford is the famous home of Bruno Fernandes FC and the rest of Manchester U-Shited. The fans that occupy this place are either not from Manchester or used to Support Man City, as they are famous for being the biggest has-beens in Premier League history.

Each visit to this stadium gives Bruno Fernandes a guaranteed Chiropractor exam beachside of the amount of times he carried Man U on his back alone.
Guy 1: “The good news is I got us tickets to Liverpool vs Man United, the bad news is that I could only get the away match at Old Trafford.”

Guy 2: “Id rather kill myself.”
by Suck Your Dad December 31, 2020
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Truffle butter

You fuck a girl in her lady parts then you put it in her poop shoot and after make her eat it
by Fucking aaaaaa June 7, 2016
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Truffle butter

When you wear the spandex everyday they can smell like Truffle Butter
by Quere2232 September 3, 2017
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ass traffic

When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.
I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.
by hardcrocker May 6, 2016
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traffic jam

When one person spreads their butt cheeks, while a second person deficates into the other's rectum.
At the sm club I tried a traffic jam for the first time.
by Tuckin Fypos June 4, 2005
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